Old programmers never die

Old programmers never die. They just decompile.
Old programmers never die. They just lose their memory.
Old programmers never die. They just byte it.
Old programmers never die. They just get bugged with life.
Old programmers never die. They just go to bits.
Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.
Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well
Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.
Old C programmers never die. They are just cast into void*
Old Java programmers never die. They are garbage collected.
Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.

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13 Responses to Old programmers never die

  1. Nil says:

    Old BASIC programmers never di. They just GOSUB without RETURN.

  2. Bill says:

    Beleive me, I have terminated and stayed resident many times before.

  3. bill says:

    i have terminated and stayed resident more times than i can count

  4. walt says:

    Old programmers never die they just get disassembled

  5. root19 says:

    C programmers never dies! We just live on!

  6. BitTwister says:

    Old programmers never die. They just branch without loading R14.

    Only REAL programmers will get this one.

  7. RangaroK says:

    “no real englishman” lmao ^^

  8. Garry says:

    Old programmers never die they just “return to caller” !

  9. foo says:

    Their TTL expires…

  10. Mack says:

    Old programmers never die, they just bug out.

  11. Martin says:

    Old programmers never die, they either S322 or they S013 without a return code.

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