You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. — Oscar Levant
When love is gone, there’s always justice.
And when justice is gone, there’s always force.
And when force is gone, there’s always Mom.
— Laurie Anderson
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they go by. — Douglas Adams
Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. – Larry Kersten
The great thing about standards is that there are so many to chose from. — Admiral Grace Hopper
It’s easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission. — Admiral Grace Hopper
Time is of the essence, but what is the essence of time? — Anonymous
Today’s scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality. — Nikola Tesla
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. — Obi-Wan Kenobi
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish — Douglas Adams